#TanyaNajib Video: What Najib Said vs. What Najib Meant (#WNSvWNM)


He didnt think hed get away that easily did he?

Jelas.info presents What Najib Said vs. What Najib Meant (#WNSvWNM)

Enjoy!

Q: Pirates vs. Ninjas who do you think will win?

WNS: depends where the duel takes place. Land = ninjas. Sea = priates

WNM: Dua-dua pun bodoh, klo nak menang pakailah C4.

Q: Baju Datuk Seri, siapa yang ironkan?

WNS: Kalau ada masa, saya memang nak iron baju sendiri. sejak masuk politik, takde masa nasib baiklah ada pembantu rumah untuk ironkan baju saya

WNM: WTF kind of idiot question is that. The person who irons my clothes is paid enough to hire someone else to iron her clothes. But Im not allowed to hire any young women for the jobla Neither is Rais

Q: Do you see the glass half empty or half full?

WNS: Invariably I like to see it half full

WNM: Actually, the only full I like is Saifull

Q: Pernah bacakah buku The Prince?

WNS: Saya pernah baca buku The Prince, dan saya ingat lagi beberapa quotation.. tapi saya bukan peminat The Prince atau Machiavelli. Dalam bidang politik, saya tidak mengamalkan prinsip Machiavelli

WNM: Machiavellian? Id have to grow a pair first, brah.

Q: Where can I get some nice char kuey teow

WNS: If you come to my open house during Aidilfitri, you will get nice char kuey teow

WNM: You expect a handout more than once a year? Fck off!

Q: Are you jealous of Khairul (Msian goalkeeper) because he trended and now its your turn?

WNS: Im happy that a fellow Malaysian has trended and become an idol among the young people. I think its good we have more and more such personalitie! s

WNM: Are you trying to get me killed?!?! DO NOT MENTION THE WORD jealous IN FRONT OF SHE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED!

Your own #WNSvWNM interpretations are most welcome :)

ps- Najib seems to end the video with some sort of evil laugh. I have no frikkin clue what he meant by that, but it scared the shit out of me. What do you think he was laughing about?

courtesy of Jelas,info


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